You’ve obviously never heard of the University of California Santa Cruz banana slugs
Clearly you’ve never met RISD’s Scrotie. He is an actual phallus.
This is the mascot from The Evergreen State College in Washington. They are VERY aware that this is what the mascot...
Welcome to Evergreen State.
this is easily the funniest/creepiest/most phallic mascot I’ve ever seen